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Humorous Memoir:
Her Fishing Trip by Lynne Spreen
Mom with FishMom with FishMom with Fish
 

I don't want to do this.

First, I have to find some clothes to sacrifice--sweats, tennies, shorts--that I can get bloody and smelly if necessary.

I need a hat, sun block, books, etc. I'm really concerned that I'll be seasick or bored or they'll make me grab a pole, and I'll hurt somebody or fall overboard. On the plus side, I'll see two sunsets at sea, share the camaraderie of the dining table, and have a deep-sea fishing memory with my husband, Bill, and two sons, Jeff, 16, and Dan, 21.

"You're a champ" says Bill. He's just happy not to have to bunk with a stranger since his buddy cancelled at the last minute.

I don't like to fish, but I want to be a good sport. According to Bill, it'll be like a cruise ship without a pool. Conditions are excellent. "The water's glass, and the fish are committing suicide!" He always says that.

I hope the Dramamine works.

I go to Wal-Mart and get my fishing license, come home, resist packing until the last minute and then resign myself to it. An hour later, I'm done. One medium canvas bag and one backpack.

We have lunch, grilled albacore tacos and chardonnay, at Hudson Bay Seafood, right on the docks. Commercial fishing boats bob in their slips and wait. After lunch, we load our gear into a wheeled cart and haul it up the ramp toward the dock where the Polaris Supreme is tied.

The boys are excited and I'm starting to feel it. "I'm glad you're here, Mom," says Dan. "It's like a family thing." I hug him, trying not to seem too desperate. Getting a chance to hug your grown kids is better than having a whole box of chocolates to yourself.

As I board the boat, I'm relieved that it is clean and spacious. There are four heads on board, including showers. My room consists of a narrow bunk bed, a sink and a closet. The room is well-ventilated and looks comfortable. If nothing else, I can lie in my bunk and read.

After unpacking we're called into the galley for an announcement, and I see that I'm the only woman among two-dozen passengers. Captain Vic growls out a pre-trip orientation regarding everything from life rafts to hooking a fish. He tells us to holler loudly, so he knows to cut the motors. "Otherwise, I can't hear you over my radio and equipment," he says. The fishermen nod, their faces grim.

As the boat pulls away from the dock it begins to hop around a bit but the medicine seems to be working, and the boat is solid. I see by the whiteboard near the kitchen that dinner this evening will be Clams Alfredo with Caesar salad and vanilla ice cream for dessert. I'd like to find a beer or some wine, but there's nobody in the galley, and everybody is busy messing with their gear, so I go topside with my book.

 


After we leave the bait dock, Bill sits with me. On this boat, they have a deck up above with a cushioned seat from where you can see the action. We watch the Hotel Del Coronado slip by as well as numerous sail and power boats. A few minutes later Bill is back playing with his tackle, and I'm already bored. I investigate the boat and stumble into the wheelhouse. Captain Vic is nice enough to show me around the bridge. His satellite-linked computer can see significant changes in water temperatures, called rifts, where fish like to feed. He steers an old-fashioned nautical wheel and assures me he's never out of touch with land.

The afternoon lull sets in as we motor toward Mexico. The deckhands drop jig lines off the back of the boat. We'll be trolling in five teams of four each.

Just north of Baja a dozen fishermen holler "Hook up!" They bellow deeply, in abject obedience to Captain Vic's instructions. He cuts the motors. I watch in horrified fascination at the sudden choreography below. How do these men know what to do and how will I learn in time?

They perform the Under/Over Dance. The guy with the hookup has to walk around the boat following the fish and reeling, but that's complicated by the rest of the fishermen packed together in a tight area, all baiting up and dropping lines at once.

"Under!" he cries, slipping under your rod. "Over!" and you duck under his. If you don't let the guy get around you with his rod, your lines can cross and one will saw the other in half. If you cause a problem a deckhand will cut your line. Goodbye tackle.

The deckhands - Gringo, Chris, Don or Kevin - watch over you like fishing angels, making sure you keep your pole up and remember to breathe. They stand ready to gaff your catch and generally keep you out of trouble.

Nervous, bored and slightly nauseous, I go below to hide with my book in my bunk.

An hour later I'm awakened by the captain over the PA directing Team Two to take over trolling. I don't know who the teams are, but I figure I should go up and see. Sleepy and off balance I stumble on deck trying to remain upright. I see a sturdy post and wrap my arms around it. Then I realize Team Two is us. Bill gestures to me: grab your belt and be ready. I stagger to the back of the boat, clip on my belt, and practice balancing and leaning, trying to look like I'm not scared. I rehearse mentally: if I hook a fish on, I'm going to grab the pole, jam it into the holder on my belt, pump the pole up, then crank as I come down, then stop winding and pull up...

 

 

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